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(Free the?) Watermelon
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(Free the?) Watermelon
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Boycot, Divest, and Sanction Apartheid States
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Boycot, Divest, and Sanction Apartheid States
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Carbon Capture Technologies Won't Save Us
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Free Palestine
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Free Palestine
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Hi, I'm Grumpy
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Hi, I'm Grumpy
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I don't want self driving cars, I want decent public transportation
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Minority Tax
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NWA, Lyric from the Straight Outta Compton album (1988), track 2, line 9
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Police the Police!
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Remember what humans have done...
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Should We Sacrifice the Utilitarians First?
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Statsminister
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Stop Autonomous Weapons
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Stop Autonomous Weapons
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Stop Emitting CO2!
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Tax The Rich
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Tax The Rich
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Tech pessimist
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Why Don't We Tax The Rich?
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We are Scholastic Parrot
Our name is a spoof on the term Stochastic Parrots, which is a term researchers (Emily Bender et al.) have given AI large language models like ChatGPT. According to E. Bender, a Stochastic Parrot (stochastic = random process) is an AI model which haphazardly stitches together words sequences according to probabilistic information about how they combine, but without any reference to meaning. Instead of hallucinating and generating bullshit our clothes feature bespoke, and some would say radical messages, on social topics, climate, and tech issues.
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